Life In Reverse

"I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your fuckin time. What do you get at the end of it? Death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all fucked up. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a fuckin gold watch and you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities. You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, spend your last nine months floating... and you finish off as a fuckin orgasm." - anonymous